“What’s this?”, I said, a bit confused -
I clicked on someone’s name,
and with my psyche slightly bruised,
I guessed this person’s game.

A ploy to sell some shady pills,
to my friends and similar folk -
as if the cost of our own bills
was not making us broke.

“It’s not a human being at all,
it’s just a script on cron!”,
my I.P. bans would barely stall
the bullshit these things spawn.

Do note, I use Akismet much,
and yes, it works, a lot -
and quite a bit of spam, as such,
is by Akismet caught.

Yet this is one persistent bunch,
these scripts with no AI,
despite my heavy server crunch,
they’ll post until I cry.

So I took my very last resort,
(censored tools) and DNS,
and broke into their :80 port,
the rest is yours to guess.

Note: This is actually what I did this weekend. Inspiration.

But posts there were few, the content was scarce,
the timing was wrong, the posting was sparse.
Though, lo and behold, there were no complaints -
these visitors, I swear, were no less than saints.

“Good job!”, “Well done!”, the comments read,
you’d be quite surprised at what these people said.
Mistaken, I thought that my job here was done -
I packed up my stuff and then college begun.

One day, however, while browsing the net,
it hit me – quite hard – how could I forget?
My blog will die out if I do not post,
once weekly at least, twice daily, at most.

So here I am now, this week went by fast,
I hope you remember what I posted last.
I promise you’ll see some content pretty soon,
this blog will survive at least until June.