Out of hibernation after the proverbial winter, humor is back on my blog, and hopefully here to stay (unfortunately I still have to clean up after it).

Also, yours truly has decided to become a regular contributor to Uncyclopedia! Tongue in cheek all the way!

I do hope I haven’t excited you too much because there is nothing to be excited about as of now. Except maybe the new header (Yay! Water! I apologize to rabid readers though), which is not perfect, but better than the last one anyway (as if you even remember the last one. When was the last time you visited this blog, huh?).

Okay, back to the point (Yes, I know, that word has been overused on here). Humor is not very good at migration. This was discovered after the punchlines of jokes were written upside down on the bottom of the page. The humor hadn’t migrated. The humor wasn’t hibernating. The humor was dead. And that my friends, was the death of the upturned punchline. After that, people just wrote them in continuation of the joke itself, much to the delight of the readers who used to stand on their head to read the old jokes.

So, after finding out that it couldn’t go anywhere without dying, humor decided to hibernate whenever it needed a break. Before writing this post I tried to ask humor what it’s gender was but it’s indifference (it had just woken up, see) prompted me to refer he/she as an “it”. When you use “it” you can never go wrong. If you refer to a girl’s pencil as “his” pencil, she might take offence, but never when you refer to it as “it’s” pencil. Apparently this has something to do with the delusion that you are pointing out that it is a pencil but forgot the article “a”.

Caution:
Saying “it’s book”, instead of saying “it’s a book” will make you look like a fool. The same is understood sometimes if you say “it’s pencil”. Also, you must omit the article while referring to what something is made of, e.g., “it’s wood”. What is most confusing is that sometimes both apply such as “it’s a glass” and “it’s glass”. If you did not understand anything, you’re one of those who should stick to glass because you can’t go wrong. Other than people thinking you’re blind. Which is better than fooling up on language.

So it (the humor) is finally awake, but is not yet free of the lazy period which follows waking up on a day that just doesn’t seem right. I’m letting it stay in for a while, rather than getting out on the wrong side of the bed.

I’ll post when it’s out.
And oh yeah, I decided to justify the text-alignment on the blog. Things were seriously getting untidy around here.