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The Point

May 22nd, 2007 / Old Blogs

After you leave (i.e., become ex-student of) school, one of the first things you notice is that the world has no point.
Which is absolutely fine, because it is a sphere anyway.

One of the funny things about being in space without a spacesuit is the way your entrails explode. Of course, if the “your” happens to be literal, then it loses some of its potential to amuse. This explosion, in theory, should be the opposite of the implosion that should/would/could occur if you were at a considerable depth in the sea without protective apparel.

But, that is beside the point. The point, to be precise, is that there is no point. Therefore, a point has to be made for it to exist.

Thusly, I shall make a point.
At this point, you may argue that the sharp contour which induces pain and elicits an expression conveying pain which might be far too vulgar to reproduce here, and yet may not be so, is a point. In oral tradition since time immemorial, a ‘point‘ is regarded much as the definition above, except that it is not a contour but is rather an idea or a statement. Also, the sensation may not necessarily be pain.

Making a point and defining it are, though they would appear to be the same because definition is creation, entirely different acts which follow distinctly different procedures.

Seeing as I have strayed from the point of making a point, I see a way of making it in the simplest of ways.

The point people, is that I have made a point, which is the point itself.

P.S.:
I realise I have used the word point so many times that I decided to bold it every time it has appeared above the P.P.S., just to point it out. I would also like to say that at this point, the word point has inexplicably lost all meaning for me, hence the P.P.S.

P.P.S.:
The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition, gives 46 different meanings of the word “point”, considering its use as either noun or verb.

In my infinite wisdom concentrated into a point(?) so dense that you would discard the whole idea of wisdom and just call me dense, I have decided to replicate every definition below.

point:
Noun
1. A sharp or tapered end: the point of a knife; the point of the antenna. 2. An object having a sharp or tapered end: a stone projectile point. 3. A tapering extension of land projecting into water; a peninsula, cape, or promontory. 4. A mark formed by or as if by a sharp end. 5. A mark or dot used in printing or writing for punctuation, especially a period. 6. A decimal point. 7. Linguistics A vowel point. 8. One of the protruding marks used in certain methods of writing and printing for the blind. 9. Mathematics a. A dimensionless geometric object having no properties except location. b. An element in a geometrically described set. 10. a. A place or locality considered with regard to its position: connections to Chicago and points west. b. A narrowly particularized and localized position or place; a spot: The troops halted at a point roughly 1,000 yards from the river. 11. A specified degree, condition, or limit, as in a scale or course: the melting point of a substance. 12. a. Any of the 32 equal divisions marked at the circumference of a mariner’s compass card that indicate direction. b. The interval of 11°15′ between any two adjacent markings. 13. a. A distinct condition or degree: finally reached the point of exhaustion. b. The interval of time immediately before a given occurrence; the verge: on the point of resignation; at the point of death. 14. A specific moment in time: At this point, we are ready to proceed. 15. An objective or purpose to be reached or achieved, or one that is worth reaching or achieving: What is the point of discussing this issue further? 16. The major idea or essential part of a concept or narrative: You have missed the whole point of the novel. 17. A significant, outstanding, or effective idea, argument, or suggestion: Your point is well taken. 18. A separate, distinguishing item or element; a detail: Diplomacy is certainly not one of his strong points. Your weak point is your constant need for approval. 19. A quality or characteristic that is important or distinctive, especially a standard characteristic used to judge an animal. 20. A single unit, as in counting, rating, or measuring. 21. a. A unit of academic credit usually equal to one hour of class work per week during one semester. b. A numerical unit of academic achievement equal to a letter grade. 22. Sports & Games A unit of scoring or counting. 23. a. A unit equal to one dollar, used to quote or state variations in the current prices of stocks or commodities. b. A unit equal to one percent, used to quote or state interest rates or shares in gross profits. 24. One percent of the total principal of a loan, paid up front to the lender and considered separately from the interest. 25. Music A phrase, such as a fugue subject, in contrapuntal music. 26. Printing A unit of type size equal to 0.01384 inch, or approximately 1/72 of an inch. 27. A jeweler’s unit of weight equal to 2 milligrams or 0.01 carat. 28. a. The act or an instance of pointing. b. The stiff and attentive stance taken by a hunting dog. 29. a. Needlepoint. b. See bobbin lace. 30. a. A reconnaissance or patrol unit that moves ahead of an advance party or guard, or that follows a rear guard. b. The position occupied by such a unit or guard: A team of Rangers were walking point at the outset of the operation. 31. Sports Either of two positions in ice hockey just inside the offensive zone near the boards, usually assumed by defenders attempting to keep the puck in the offensive zone. 32. Basketball A position in the forecourt beyond the top of the key, usually taken by the point guard. 33. a. An electrical contact, especially one in the distributor of an automobile engine. b. Chiefly British An electrical socket or outlet. 34. points The extremities of an animal, such as a horse or dog. 35. a. A movable rail, tapered at the end, such as that used in a railroad switch. b. The vertex of the angle created by the intersection of rails in a frog or switch. 36. A ribbon or cord with a metal tag at the end, used to fasten clothing in the 16th and 17th centuries.

Verb
Inflected forms: point·ed, point·ing, points
tr. 1. To direct or aim: point a weapon. See Synonyms at aim. 2. To bring (something) to notice: pointed out an error in their reasoning. 3. To indicate the position or direction of: pointed out the oldest buildings on the skyline. 4. To sharpen (a pencil, for example); provide with a point. 5. To separate with decimal points: pointing off the hundredths place in a column of figures. 6. To mark (text) with points; punctuate. 7. Linguistics To mark (a consonant) with a vowel point. 8. To give emphasis to; stress: comments that simply point up flawed reasoning. 9. To indicate the presence and position of (game) by standing immobile and directing the muzzle toward it. Used of a hunting dog. 10. To fill and finish the joints of (masonry) with cement or mortar.

8 Responses to “The Point”

  1. At 16:30
    On 22nd May 2007,
    Anwita wrote:

    Well.. you said it yourself, “The entry is better than its absence.”
    Yes, on that point, we concur.

    PS-
    Rather predictable that I would use that heinous word here, eh?

  2. At 15:22
    On 24th May 2007,
    Gr81 wrote:

    Ummm wat was d point of posting this?
    :P

  3. At 16:07
    On 25th May 2007,
    Anonymous wrote:

    stopped writin u had!!
    now that uve again got back..pls keep at it.
    though this post had no point..the good point is that u resumed writin!
    :)

  4. At 16:22
    On 25th May 2007,
    nikita wrote:

    Chris Moulin, of the University of Leeds, asked 92 volunteers to write out “door” 30 times in 60 seconds. At the International Conference on Memory in Sydney last week he reported that 68 per cent of his guinea pigs showed symptoms of jamais vu, such as beginning to doubt that “door” was a real word.

    all point is lost

  5. At 13:11
    On 26th May 2007,
    Varun Khetarpal wrote:

    m too lazy to read the whole thing… so just reading d comments to get an idea abt your post !

  6. At 15:24
    On 26th May 2007,
    RG wrote:

    yeah jamais vu is something thats there until you think about it…I said, “hey, I’m expriencing jamais vu!” and when I read the word ‘point’ again it regained meaning xD

  7. At 18:29
    On 26th May 2007,
    nikita wrote:

    when a word or name is just on the tip of ur tongue… seems to happen all too often to me.

  8. At 18:11
    On 1st Jun 2007,
    Aditya wrote:

    “_”

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