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16 fun things to do while giving the IIT JEE

January 22nd, 2007 / Uncategorized

Here’s a nice list of things you can do to have fun at the expense of others. Please do not attempt any of the following antics if you are serious about getting into the college.

1) Shout loudly, “Hey, these are the same questions my grandmother gave my toddler sister to solve last week! I guess there was a leak!”, five minutes after getting the paper.

2) Leave the hall in an hour, exclaiming, “I’m done with this paper, I wonder how all the slowpokes are faring.”

3) Announce that you scored less than 20% marks in the boards and you are allowed to give the test because of your “connections”…

4) Announce that you are from a scheduled tribe/caste or that you are an OBC. (Warning: Might just be injurious to health)

5) Run around the hall singing “hallowed be thy name” and tearing everyone’s answer sheets in half. (Do this 5 minutes before the exam ends for best results)

6) Bring a cell phone. Deposit with invigilator. Ask for “toilet breaks” every five minutes. Coordinate with friend to ensure that your phone rings every time you are in the toilet. (Watch synchronisation may be required)

7) Before the exam, when everyone is doing their last minute prep, pace the corridor shouting “aabbbcdcbabbddccbbaadcabd…”. Repeat till exam starts.

8) Make constellations using the circles of your answer sheet and quiz the invigilator about the name. Use multiple sheets if required.

9) Ask loudly for a deodorant from those around you, telling them that you had a little “accident” and don’t want the smell to disturb other test takers.

10) Chew gum and stick on the answer sheet of person behind you. You may also use gum to mark answers in your sheet.

11) Look confused and ask the invigilator where he was born, if he tells you, say “aha” confidently and mark something in your answer sheet. If he doesn’t, make fun of his ignorance.

12) Swear loudly every time you find a difficult question.

13) Write someone else’s name on the paper. Ask the invigilator for another sheet, explaining that you are not “used to this name yet”.

14) Ask second-attempt students their previous rank and laugh hysterically.

15) Play dead as soon as you see the paper, slump down on the floor. If anyone makes a move, jump up and say, “Got you! You didn’t think you could get away with copying my answers?”. If it was the invigilator, ask him for the amount of money he took to “peek-and-tell” your answers to someone else.

16) Insist that the invigilator should lie down on your table to cover your answer sheet when you go to the toilet.

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20 Responses to “16 fun things to do while giving the IIT JEE”

  1. At 15:14
    On 22nd Jan 2007,
    manpreet wrote:

    since i m actually takin iit 4 d heck of it………..i’ll make sure i try some of these

  2. At 17:55
    On 22nd Jan 2007,
    Varun Khetarpal wrote:

    Well , if real IIT aspirants read it … they are surely going to exterminate us.

  3. At 18:04
    On 22nd Jan 2007,
    Aniket wrote:

    i m gonna try these ones..
    the best are 11,14 and 7!…
    well done!

  4. At 18:50
    On 22nd Jan 2007,
    raghav wrote:

    gr8 post!
    as always, RG is da man.

  5. At 08:42
    On 23rd Jan 2007,
    RG wrote:

    No. 11 would fail if he doesn’t tell though. Number 16, if the invigilator agrees, will be a riot. But the probability is low…

  6. At 13:31
    On 23rd Jan 2007,
    sid wrote:

    this is hilarious man… refreshing.

    awesome post.
    im going to print this out and try out as many as possible.

  7. At 14:06
    On 23rd Jan 2007,
    Gr81 wrote:

    Oh man! rotfl!!
    Thnx for makin me happy b4 the D Day…
    I’ll surely read this again after I get my papers..
    :D

  8. At 14:33
    On 23rd Jan 2007,
    Anonymous wrote:

    The last one was the best…
    Hilarious!
    Awaiting more such lists.

  9. At 16:32
    On 23rd Jan 2007,
    Gursartaj wrote:

    OKay
    so u missed out one thing
    sleep for 6 hours
    thats what i do in my fiitjee tests.. and probably what im gonna do in the iitjee test
    and varun, the real IIT aspirants are jackasses. that mohit Tuteja in ur class..
    so we shudnt be scared of them
    G

  10. At 13:37
    On 24th Jan 2007,
    Anonymous wrote:

    most IIT aspirants i know dont even understand the word “exterminate”. And some of them will get into IIT. Very unfortunate.

  11. At 13:45
    On 24th Jan 2007,
    Gursartaj wrote:

    havent u heard the new age abuse
    “Tera IIT mein nahin Hoga!!!!”
    G

  12. At 18:05
    On 24th Jan 2007,
    Anonymous wrote:

    Finally, Raghav Khullar has started commenting on blogs.

  13. At 04:21
    On 25th Jan 2007,
    Anonymous wrote:

    How about updating your links?

  14. At 08:03
    On 25th Jan 2007,
    Anonymous wrote:

    Question: Do you use Google analytics?

  15. At 13:47
    On 25th Jan 2007,
    RG wrote:

    I do on the blog, haven’t checked for a long time though.

  16. At 19:55
    On 29th Jan 2007,
    Anonymous wrote:

    Dat was the funniest blog entry i have ever read.. Amazing sense of humor you have..

  17. At 16:59
    On 7th Feb 2007,
    Aditya wrote:

    nice this post is a laugh riot

  18. At 12:59
    On 21st Feb 2007,
    kunal wrote:

    wwwohoooo maaaaan…………………awsome list………..well u knw i hav actuaaly tried many of thm already white givin ma phase test…..in fiitjee…………..wwwooohoooo…….still cant stop laughin……….

  19. At 08:44
    On 24th Feb 2007,
    kunal wrote:

    stil…laughin man…………………………….ever time i loook at these points…………………cant stop ma self frm giglin like crazy ppl……..

  20. At 17:28
    On 1st Sep 2007,
    Anonymous wrote:

    i looooooove 5…..i mean IMAGINE….!!!

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